There are some things you just don't forget
I remembered the chewing. Puppies chew.
I bought toys for that.
I remembered the frequent walks. Puppies pee.
I walk her often. No reason not to.
What I somehow forgot was something you'd think would stay fresh in your mind forever.
Dog Farts.
They're oily. They're sneaky. They're disturbing.
And they're all mine. Oh the bliss.
